"Why, yes, I will marry you. I am honored, flattered, and deeply touched that you've chosen to ask me in this manner, sharing this with the entire workd... I will expect a suitable token of your professed love for me, in the area of 1-2 carats, to be on my finger very soon... Please let me know as soon as possible when I can pick this up... And, what in the world took you so long to ask me???"


Now, please provide your ring size, and the one-word answer to this question, so I can be sure it's you...



Ring Size:

Now, answer the following question... Whether it's 1, 2, 3 or however many words, don't enter any spaces, just the letters of the word(s) you think it is...
Ready?



What is the term I used to describe a certain cosmetic that you used to apply? Note that the size of the input box is NOT a clue... You should remember this, I used to tease you about this all the time...


Enter Answer HERE:

Now, enter any miscellaneous things you have to say, such as Honeymoon preference, pre-nuptial agreements, and whatever else... Also, please be sure to indicate your agreement to adhere to the "no hair cutting without permission" stipulation, which will require my prior approval if you ever decide to shorten your hair above your shoulders.. Also, leave me your email address... No, I don't have it!!!